Nuke take

The hottest of hot takes. 5 million on the Scoville. Too hot to handle.

"Luke Voit is a top 5 1B for 2020 season and beyond."

"Now THAT'S a Nuke take!"

Take a shit fart

A fart that smells so bad it signifies that a person has a shit in the very near term.

Lenny just had a take a shit fart that could peel paint. Tell him to get to the shit house.

Take the scenic root

Sleeping with a tattooed person rather then a non tattooed person.

Take the scenic root rather then the scenic route (destination)

take me back

When the mentally disabled indian k-pop wannabe girl that deserves a straighjacket especially after seeing her insta posts where the bitch cant make a normal fucking face decieves my nigga, who genuinely cared but was used a convenience. shes also very likely to make a fake k-pop bf.

TAKE ME BACKKKKK TAKE ME BACK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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taking

when something isn’t giving

“girl have you seen hanna’s shirt” “yeah ikr it’s taking”

taking the wreck

A Phrase that emplies some one is joking about or taking the piss.
This term was not created by Sam O'riordan and has existed for many many years.

Keneth thought i was being serious, but i was totally taking the wreck.

Taking a shit

Taking a shit is when you physically take your shit out a toilet and put it in a blender with some berries and vanilla extract (optional). Turn the blender on until it has all thoroughly mixed. Once thoroughly mixed, boil on an open flame for 10 minutes. Finally, put it in a glass and drink till your hearts content.

Damn, this drink tastes so good! I just love taking a shit