(noun) A junior enlisted or new private's exceptionally loose female thing that is ready for duty or deployment for sex at a moments notice at the barracks, in the car, at the club, or wherever most convenient. There is no emotional attachment only physical gratification on a moments notice especially during a dry spell. Such person will be a frequent user of multiple social media outlets to obtain much sex from new enlisted personnel.
"Dude, who was the skanky female waiting for you at the end of the day outside the barracks?" "Bro, that was just my standby ho."
Refers to a nasty girl from the trailer park.
Yo, that slut Crystal is such a mobile ho.
Originally from Snow White and sang by 7 midgets working in a mine, needs to be said to describe 7 annoying midgets.
Person 1: Have you heard of the 7 midgets in the mining club?
Person 2: I bet they sing I ho I ho all day long.
Hoed (Verb) To get tossed aside and fucked, but keep it going, like a hoe.
Wow Blake Griffin got traded to the pistols right after he signed back with the Clippers instead of going to the Thunder. Mans got hoed.
When a hoe steals your kill in an online game and doesn't even apologize for it.
Ahmed: wow I was about to get a kill but Greg stole it, I got hoed!
Fugly bitch who walks around without cleaning her azz thinking she can get dick
That HO BAG's a lot lizard who just got beat up by some Locale shmoe!! She was walking around town talking shit about everyone she doesn't know & looking for dick even though she/it doesn't know what a shower is!!!!! L.M.F.A.O.H.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!