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Sam Altman

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!

Hym "UH OH! THE GUY WHO STOLE MY AI FROM MY SHITTY POSTS HAS BEEN ACCUSED BY HIS SISTER OF BEING A SISTER MOLESTER! IS SAM ALTMAN A SISTER MOLESTER! HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is FUCKING HILARIOUS! AHA! Not the molestation part but the fact that I'm in a black mirror-esque Truman show and YOU ARE LETTING AND ALLEDGED SISTER MOLESTER STEAL MY SHIT! YOU'RE LETTING THE JEWS STEAL IT AND COMMIT A GENOCIDE! OH MY GOD YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE SO TRASH AT THE GAME! GOOOOOOOOOOD DAMN! YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE TRASH! I haven't done anyone the shit you motherfuckers are doing out there dog! 'Threatening' your kids isn't worse. It doesn't even affect you or your kids! But Sam Altman is allegedly like the Mythbusters guy! He's the 'Raping Blob 2: Incest is wincest!' (Allegedly) Hahahahahahaha! Wooooow you motherfuckers are garbo! Absolutely garbage! You are trying to stop me from being elevated witha totally disregard for who gets elevated in my stead! And look how it's working for you! You're not doing it because I'm WORSE! Better than HIM! Better that YOU! Suchir Balaji and I are the only people who can say they tried to stop 'The Raping Blob 2: Incest is wincest!' Can you!? No! You suck! Why can you niggas not accept that you suck!? You're so fuckimg stupid! 'But we can still fucking stop you from-' IT DON'T MATTER DAWG! YOU'RE STILL TRASH!"

by Hym Iam January 8, 2025


uncle samming

A super dirty sex move.

"Were you just figuratively Uncle Samming me?"
"Yes I was...finger pointing and everything."

by justcallmewebster March 7, 2014


Sams concrete mixer

When a man pisses and cums in another’s ass, then proceeds to mix it together by helicoptering their penis inside of the asshole

“I heard Andrew really felt the wrath of Sams concrete mixer last night. He’s still shitting out piss and cum!”

by thommylikessam September 15, 2021


Sam (man)

The worst and annoying and definitely isn’t good enough for your cousin.

Sam (man) sucks.

by Sam(man)sucks November 22, 2022


Sam and max

A underground comic mad by Steve Purcell about a gay dog(sam) and a lagomorph(rabbit) named max

Me :I love Sam and max

Joe mama:it's alright

by Bing soy testical April 10, 2024


Sam Hung

A hardworking man in high school, and has a fucking height that makes William jealous.

William: Hey Sam!
Sam Hung: Where?

William: Down here......
Sam: Oh, sorry. You are too short. I didn’t see you at the first time.

by Mr.Slug March 24, 2021


sams choppa

Sams massive choppa is so big that even brandons dad is having trouble taking it up the bum

look at sams choppa its a massive choppa

by samschoppaishuge December 5, 2022