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The James Taylor Prophecy

The lyrics to his song "Her Town Too" have taken on a new edge in the age of coronavirus:
"She's been afraid to go out
She's afraid of the knock on her door"

Lying in bed, fearful of leaving her apartment, waiting for a stranger to deliver her dinner, the song came up.

'It's the James Taylor Prophecy', she thought, 'I'm afraid to go out, I'm afraid of the knock on my door, always a shade of a doubt, I can never be sure, who comes to call. Maybe the friend of a friend of a friend. Anyone at all. Anything but nothing again.'

by Monkey's Dad March 28, 2020


James P Argentina

A very weird kid who tries to be a clown yet deep inside he cries. He is not caring about anybody except his wealth.

James P Argentina is just so inconsistent

by Eskeet September 17, 2019


Evan James Blackmon

Friend with everybody, hella Good looking, Smart af, athletic, and gets all the pussy

Evan James Blackmon is one of the coolest people I know

by Spit staight facts August 6, 2018


James Earl Jones'ed

When you're fucked so deep that you start roaring like Mufasa.

"Yo, i got so James Earl Jones'ed last night, I swear hyenas were threatening my son" rawwwwwwwr

by LBTizzle2 June 6, 2018


Ayden James Hill

ayden James hill is a cock sucker who is in love with Lucy sewell. He thinks she soo hot and would suck her dick any day.

Your such and ayden James hill

by ayden cunt October 22, 2019


My dad James

The most incredible, amazing, and awesomest person on the entire planet. He has the coolest beard and hats and he is the most incredible person to ever exist and I love him so so so so so so much!!!!

My dad James is the best dad ever! He bought me a game I’ve always wanted for $30 on my ps4 because he loves me more than anything. 💖

by James’ daughter July 26, 2022


LokiBoo James Bromell

Lachlan is a very sexy and handsome man. If you see him your mouth instantly starts to water 🤤 He has the most exquisite hair smell and has the biggest dick you will ever seen! 😍 (because i have seen it). I am such a lucky little boy because i get to see this guy 5 days a week and we go on dates and he lives near me 😘

He can tingle the back of your throat and may give you an erection or maybe even an ejaculation 😏

little boy 1: Wow! he gives big dick vibes 🥰
little boy 2: oh yeah, that is LokiBoo James Bromell 🥵

by Slutty Grandpa March 8, 2022