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Holding your child up infront of you when being physically threatened in order to prevent being assaulted
The misses found out i cheated on her , i had to lion king that bitch with our kid so she didnt hit me with the frying pan
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Matt king is a boy who is lacking in genital capacity he tries to denie these facts by saying it has actually gotten bigger but we all know that’s a lie he spends most of his life trying not to rape men who smoke cigarettes while listening to music not know by the general population
Wow matt king is really losing his butt
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the ruler of Freetown, USA, who can eat raw eggs and a roll of toilet paper and still be hungry.
The king of town is really, freally, funny. He dressed up as the hamburgrlar.
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A very annoying and always has a bitchy attitude and is never fun to be with. Never trust this person cause they will have sex with your friends. And they act all depressed but they drink every day
Even at at a young age they still drink
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1. What the IT guy called himself in secondary school.
Teacher : The projector is broken!
Student : Let's Call the Wizard King!
Student 2: Go, Wizard!
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Has a bomb ass dick in bed. Can make you addictive to sex
I met this guy last night and he pulled a chase king.
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