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when you jizz and had no idea you were jizzing; wheel
hey man i don’t know what happened but i got her pregnant because i have old dick, and had no idea i finished minutes before
What happens when you forget things or things start to slip your mind as you get older
"That Marisela, she's really starting to come down with Old-Mind-Itis
someone who talks 100 mph during a conversation which makes that person sound like a fourteen year old girl
this chick came up to me and started talking 100 mph after a minute of listening i had enough and said "you sound like a verbal fourteen year old"then i just walked away, she was still talking.
An absolutely munted bird
Oh rebecca, yeah shes a right old ripper
Otherwise known as "OMTP", Old Man Technology Problems refers to those, mainly those who look old, who have trouble with the technology of today
Old Man: Sorry guys! Old Man Technology Problems!