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Noon at night

For people who don't necessarily like the word midnight, for whatever reason, noon at night is a favorable option.

I'll be home when I get off work, sometime around noon at night.

by Rileys Geeg October 11, 2018


jump-off night

The night before Valentines day when you take out the person you're sleeping with behind your husband/wife/girlfriend/boyfriend's back see jump off. Because you can't take them out on Valentine's Day, so you have to take them out the night before. Jump-off night activities include renting a hotel room by the hour and buying your Boo slutty crotch-less panties.

My boyfriend refused to take me out for Valentine's Day. When I badgered him for a month straight about why he finally confessed that him and wife of five years have had long-standing plans on Valentines Day at their favorite restaurant and he could only take me out the night before. That's when I realized that not only that I was his jump-off night lay.

by zolabean February 8, 2011


Sunglasses At Night

I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
Watch you weave then breathe your story lines
And I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
Keep track of the visions in my eyes
While, she's deceiving me
It cuts my security

Has she got control of me?
I turn to her and say
Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades, oh no
Don't masquerade with the guy in shades, oh no
I can't believe it
'Cause you've got it made with the guy in shades, oh no

I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
Forget my name while you collect your claim
And I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
See the light that's right before my eyes
While she's deceiving me
She cuts my security
Has she got control of me?
I turn to her and say
Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades, oh no
Don't masquerade with the guy in shades, oh no
I can't believe it
Don't be afraid of the guy in shades, oh no
It can't escape you
'Cause you got it made with the guy in shades, oh no
Oh no
I say
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I say it to you now
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I cry to you
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses

by Death Menace April 22, 2023


Tallahasse Night Stick

Take your erect dick and slap the girl across the face with it repeatedly

Joe Tallahasse Night Sticked Nicole

by Iceman5435 January 8, 2017


friday night funkin

A game that is on itch.io and newgrounds. it has 7 weeks. The game itself is great, the modding community is also great but the community self is literally cancerous. Literally when they see a swear word in a mod these 7 year old motherfuckers want to cancel the mod on twitter and there is a fuck ton of drama on there. i used to play fnf but now i quit

person 1: hello do u know what friday night funkin is
person 2: yeah its a great game but the community is full of cancerous 7 year olds

by F1nnley August 3, 2022


Friday Night Funkin

A community of pedophiles that like ruining everything for the next generation.

Hey bro do you like Friday night funkin?
Nah man fuck that shit

by Cartmen1998 August 21, 2023

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friday night funkin

a shitty overhyped game by ninjamuffin99, commonly played by little kids in elementary school and is just a generic rhythm game

person 1:hey wanna play a friday night funkin game on roblox
person 2:fuck no that game is overrated

by nfllover0291 November 6, 2022

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