tangle bang

A polite way to say "cluster fuck" when you can't/don't cuss.
Definition: When chaos ensues, nothing seems to go right and/or doing something clumsily.

"did you see the play the Alabama offense tried to pull?" - " Yeah that was a complete tangle bang! Go Dawgs!"

"so did you guys finally make out?" - "uggh, it was such a tangle bang, he couldn't even get my bra off"

"did you see the big wreck at Talladega this weekend?" "Yeah that was a complete tangle bang"

Fat Banging

A person that pleasures themselves while watching others take pictures of food.

Tom was fat banging at the window watching the bite squad driver take pictures of their food.

Turd Bang

Lana Rhoades only known to preformed this sex act. Takes an HIV/AIDS+ turd directly inside her holes(all 3). As a sidenote it's fucking disgusting.

Yo! Bro turn that 💩 off! Lana's Turd Bang is foul as FAULK dude!

Ear Banging

To be listening to other people's conversations with out being included in their conversations.

Laura sure was ear banging when I was talking to Valerie about what had happened last weekend.

bang points

Brownie Points for grown ups. The more you have with a certain person, the more likely you are to get banged.

Dude he totally just earned a mass amount of bang points.

Bang bang wit da hammer

When you aim a gun sideways any yell bang bang wit da hammer doe es not working a job

I went bang bang wit da hammer on dat fool

Heat Bang

Slang term for a cigarette. The term combines the words in the phrase "bang a heater" together to form a noun. The saying originated in the city of Saint Paul, MN by the heavy drinkers in the Highland/West End areas of the city.

"Yo bruh, you trying to smoke a couple heat bangs with me bruh?"