Random
Source Code
Random
when your balls get all sweaty, and it feels like you've got a gummy bear snack pack in your pants.
wow. I've got a gummy bear snack pack in my britches.
8👍 4👎
A game played on the outer borders of Canada. Five players, on two teams, on either side of a snowy field try to move a severed seal head into the opponent's goal while riding atop polar bears. Each player is issued a wooden hockey stick to move the seal head, also known as "the nugget". The winning team is awarded a walrus to do with as they please, although it is customary to gather in a circle around the walrus and club that shit to death.
I lost my arm in an intense game of Polar Bear Polo but my team still won the walrus. Cant be mad aboot that eh?
1👍 3👎
It hurts like a mother bear has slashed your face off with her giant claws.
I just dropped something on my toe, and it hurts like a mother bear!
11👍 6👎
An Mtv celebrity. Very well know. Famous back up dancer. Really awesome. She is now an old lady
Claire the bear with funky hair was famous on MTV
5👍 2👎
A club for people like alex and garrett where the only requirement to join is that you never get any (even when you make a pact) and are only a "Huggy Teddy Bear" to girls.
Damn, I need to find a way to get out of this Huggy Teddy Bear Club so I might get a girl.
13👍 9👎
While eating pussy from behind she shits on your face.
I was getting freaky with this girl and she showed me the San Gabrial Bear Rat.
6👍 3👎
A phrase referring to the abrupt stop of intercourse, initiated by the woman, where she turns around as if she is going to give oral please, but defecates on the face of her partner instead. She then immediately proceeds to wash away the feces with a steady stream of urine. Intercourse should then resume as if nothing happened.
Last night things were going great, until this chick gave me a brown bear, golden shower.
60👍 68👎