Have your partner poop in the bed and roll around in it.
Last night my partner gave me a sugar cookie
Someone who’s got a bun in the oven.
You got nuts in your cookie after your honeymoon?
The act of ejaculating on a face, shortly after going outside and letting the released liquids dry into a crispy snack which is then eaten by who it may concern.
Me="Jizzes on girls Face"
Girl=Ill go dry this up and make a nice crispy Brazilian Cookie
Me=Thanks babe.
Under cookie is a gacha tuber who usually makes danganronpa skits and reaction videos.They have 17.1k subs on youtube and 3,148,533 views all together.
Omg Under cookie is so col i love there videos.
An STD where your vagina looks like a beat up waffle and your clit looks like chocolate chips.
Your ex Jarod: wdym you have cookie waffles?? I thought you got tested??
Motherfucker that waddles like a penguin, doesn’t know how to style clothes and has eyes very close to each other. If he doesn’t like the walking dead then he isn’t a “cookie king”
Did you see that weirdo cookie king on TikTok?
Nah man
it was a prank made for king henry VIII
oatmeal raisin cookies are ass