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Cheryl fell in love wit the outside dick, n left her man.
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An insult or name used to describe one who behaves like a douche bag, asshole, or jerk.
1. That guy just tripped me! What a dick bag!
2. Kyle Rudolph
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A generic label for a nondescript male, with an emphasis on "dick" implying that only the minimum requirements of being male is sufficient to satisfy the argument.
In this respect its context is similar in application to Joe Six-Pack, Joe Blow or John Doe but, respectively cruder to exaggerate the negative perception of the "average" male.
Person 1: "What are the requirements for the position?"
Person 2: "Nothing! Seriously, this place has such a high turn over rate that any swinging dick gets hired."
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The vice president of the United States of America. Not much better suited than Bush himself, Cheney has shot humans and is a big pussey. As of 2003 to the present Cheney is no longer seen in the flesh but in the form of a hologram evereywhere he goes, he is supposedly in an underwaterbase south of the thai islands.
Jim: Look its Dick Cheney!
Joe: No thats a penis.
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a huge dick that penetrates loose vagina's with ease.
my sister got trents dick last night.
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A female who has braces. If she were to perform oral sex on a male, she would more than likely cause dammage to his genitals. This is because the metal pieces on her teeth are sharp and quite often are responsible for tearing up a man's nutsac or dank. CAUTION: Men beware these girls if they offer you oral sex, even if she has DSL!
Guy 1: Dude that girl so wants to give me dome! I'm so stoked.
Guy 2: You f*cking moron, she's clearly a dick chainsaw, she'll tear open your nutsac like a hot knife through butter!
Guy 1: Ew, you're right. Thanks to you my package isnt going to be torn up by a chainsaw like a zombie from Doom 3!
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To slap a girl in one of many places(such as the ass, titties, clit, and face(or tongue) just to name a few favorites) with your dick. (D.S. for stealth use)
"I would like to give that girl the dick slap to the face."
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