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Used to defend against an impending cool story bro. Usually uttered immediately after the narration of a story or anecdote (for full effect) worth telling, relevant to the conversation, and not an example of tl;dr or faggotry, so that any threat of ownage from jackasses is effectively neutralized. (Often abbreviated as' tsb' when used in text)
Person A: I remember I was stuck in an elevator in freshman year with a claustrophobic chick who was panting the shit out of the elevator. Gave me the heeby jeebies. True story bro.
Person B: ...
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A way of saying "I don't care what you're saying but I'm gonna go ahead and say I liked the story."
Usually used after listening to a long story or gossip.
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Chillin with your homes. Drinking heavily and participating in fratty activities. Particpants may be entitled to Greek letters written across their arms.
Yo! Last night we were broing out the frat and i got so schwasted.
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When 2-8 people are fucking, and whenever someone cums 3 times, they lose.
Person 1: Did you hear Johnny got 3-Stocked?
Person 2: Yah, he got destroyed by that dude. He’s so trash, he shouldn’t play Super Smash Bros anymore.
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Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny and ur gramp a tramp.
Matt: ur mom gay
Marc: ur dad lesbian
Matt: ur granny tranny
Marc: ur gramp a tramp
Matt: ur bro a hoe
Marc: *dies*
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Ancient martial art used by bros to put inferior non-bros in their respective place at the bottom of the food chain. Founded by our forefathers and used to kick redcoat ass in the Revolutionary War.
This guy was totally being a cockblock so I used my extensive knowledge of tae kwon bro to kick his ass.
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When you engage in activities reserved for bros and you feel the bro power surging through your body.
Deegan-hey dan, did you bang that chick last night?
Dan- yeah bro, i gave her a bro-slam for the ages but now im having some major bro-ing pains
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