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Happy Vertical People Transporters

elevators that have the ability to see into the future... product of the sirius cybernetics corporation in the science fiction satire "the hitchhiker's guide" by douglas adams....

about the sirius cybernetics corporation..............
It is very easy to be blinded to the essential uselessness of (their products) by the sense of achievement you get from getting them to work at all. In other words - and this is the rock solid principle on which the whole of the Corporation's Galaxy-wide success is founded - their fundamental design flaws are completely hidden by their superficial design flaws. "Happy Vertical People Transporters"

by 6*8=42 May 21, 2011


happy half

When a man or woman has a beer belly, they have a happy half.

A kind way to refer to someone's beer belly.

Developed from eating and drinking too much.

My baby daddy got a happy half but I still fuck with him.

Ethan went to college and got a happy half.

by c_money324 August 7, 2018


happy pikachu

Jacking off while sticking your tongue to a 9 volt battery.

Mark runs out of batteries all the time performing the happy Pikachu!

by The Fn Goons August 2, 2017


Happy Valentinder's Day

Lonely people hooking up on Tinder so they won't be alone on Valentine's Day.

Happy Valentinder's Day: Candice is so lonely that she's on Tinder just so she won't be alone on Valentine's Day...

by Roman Wolf 11 February 14, 2020


if you're happy and you know it clap your hands

Describes the action of a very happy person.

Also part of a song.

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
*clap* *clap*

by wintergreenisgreen June 30, 2022


Happy Frog

Getting Naked and playing leap frog, and dragging ones penis up the back of the other person.

Andrew: Normal sex is so boring I wanna try something new
Jennifer: We could try doing the happy frog , everyone's doing it!

by KillingItOverHere April 21, 2016


Happiness

Happiness: Something that you, yes YOU, deserve. I know it may be hard to find reasons to be happy, but you ARE worth it and you DO deserve to feel joy. You are talented, beautiful, handsome, appreciated, and amazing. Be you proudly, and don't be afraid to take the things that make you happy in life.

Happiness is soaring through the clouds, where no one and nothing can stop you or hold you back.
Happiness is sitting with those you care about, laughing as you pass a tray of cookies around a warm fireplace.
Happiness is achieving that dream you worked so hard for.

Happiness is you.

by SnowyHeights :) December 4, 2020