hi my name is Mami

It’s a Japanese name mean beautiful flower

Hi my name is Mami.

lost his monkey

a frantic or excessive showing of rage or panic.

Steve completely lost his monkey at work yesterday when he found out that his cubical was shortened to make room for the new copy center.

Omg! hi vagina okay?

A formal greeting.

Sharyl: "Omg! hi vagina okay?"
Daphne: "Yes, vagina okay. You?"

Stroken his eggo

A sex reference to a man sliding his dick around on another man’s ass cheek

Yeah bro, i was stroken his eggo for 43 seconds before I came.

hi, i’m a slut

A amazing song that deserves all my love.

hi, i’m a slut
Do what I want. Idgaf

Cleaning his room

Hooking up, making out, hitting it up.

Why were Margaret and Matthew late?
Oh, she was cleaning his room.

dark corner of his imagination

Also known as reality

even my goodness as a person was questioned (total bullshit)- basically a message that was completely baseless and formed in some dark corner of his imagination...