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jake briningstool

sexiest man alive

her: have u seen jake briningstool?
friend: omg yeah he’s the sexiest man alive!

by sickbitch1234 November 2, 2020


Jake the Snake

A fraud dean who betrayed the entirety of the student body of my school. He rather us die walking there than give us the day off in a month where we don't have any.

Student 1: Yo did Morris send out announcements?

Student 2: Yes Jake the Snake on that bs right now.

by StopJake2017 March 15, 2017


Jake the Snake

Lost in a boxing match by forfeiting because of a bunch of excuses and then chatted like he couldve beat the terminator.

I'm feeling tired and need to work on my stamina, oh you're like jake the snake.

by SpicyMuffin24 October 2, 2020


Jakes lover

Jake one and only lover is a girl named Sarah

You can use it like that, Jakes lover is so lucky to have sim jake aka sim jaeyun

by jaeyun04 September 13, 2022


Jake Wood

average

Jake Wood

by nottherealclashofficial May 2, 2022


Jake-Lembo

when a guy can't get it up...especially on a holiday or involving alcohol.

Dude, that guy pulled a serious Jake-Lembo last night.

by ARVEDA March 26, 2018


Jake C

This guy will do some very camp sh!t on paper but when you're with him you just KNOW he's the sh!t.
Also tends to have a fat a$$ and struggles to keep the monster in his pants.
Despite all this a Jake C is usually pretty modest and shy.

Girl I thought Jake C was gonna be lame ass but ugh... I want more

by Crystal-R June 13, 2020