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The act of inserting a bar of soap in ones rectum and then squeezing it into your partners mouth. Named after the character Ralphie from "A Christmas Story" a Hot Ralphie is usually done when said partner is talking dirty in bed.
Shannon likes to talk dirty in bed so Harry gave her a Hot Ralphie.
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The act of eating a hot pepper before giving a blow job. When said cock is exposed to air, depending on the heat intensity of the consumed pepper, it begins to heat up, sometimes painfully hot.
My girlfriend totally hot cocked me last night! I had to put my dick in milk for ten minutes.
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Interesting and challenging topics most people find too hot to handle talking about.
"I was impressed when instead of going to a movie, they wanted to talk about Hot Potatoes topics all night long over drinks."
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When a man warms up a towel and masturbates with his off hand.
After a frustrating evening of gaming Henry gave himself a hot stranger.
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When you roll up to your partner, get out of your wheelchair. Take your diaper off, whipe your shit on your partners chest. Then you make your partner whipe your ass.
After Murderball practice, I totally hot shervingtoned my personal assistant.
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Really a hybrid of the dutch oven and the hot carl. First you eat nothing but crepes, eggs, and cheese for a week, then wait for your lover to fall asleep and get a good French fart built up. Put your asshole over their nostrils and let rip.
Hot Napolean conquered that bitch!!
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A girl so tasty that thinking about her is sufficient motivation when you tickle the pickle, without having to resort to porn.
Guy 1: you watch porn?
Guy 2: nah man, my girl is wank hot. Don't need it.
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