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no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User

by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024

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Masons bottle top

When a bike sniffer performs sexual acts on a vodka bottle top on a snap chat story

Jeeeesus, have ya seen masons bottle top on Snapchat

by zWolffy June 9, 2020


Top Five Vibes

When you vibe to hard. You make top ten

This cat kinda chill tho๐Ÿ˜ฏ he made the Top Five Vibes

by JewishMeister November 6, 2019


granola top

A bland bisexual man

Shannon look at the granola top standing by the bar.

by Yougaybastard March 28, 2020


mom top

a garment for the upper body cut to show the stomach made of cotton or a similar fabric, with a collar and sleeves, an item of clothing a mother would wear

OMG did you you see Natasha wearing that mom top today?!

YASSSSSS she flexingggggg

by guccimatt August 27, 2018


Top mommy

The dominate lesbian who gets pussy eaten before she eats pussy you mess with this bitch she gonna make you eat her until she orgasms

She my top mommy (l) ๐Ÿ‘…

by Big daddy 1074 October 7, 2016


fuzzy toppings

Pubes left behind on toilet seats in public restrooms.

Dude, that restroom is disgusting. There's shit on the walls, piss on the floors, fuzzy toppings everywhere....

by Jubei69 December 12, 2017