Wat (Wet Ass Taint)

When the area between your dick and your ass is extremely moist, all the time! Also known as swamp taint or greasy taint.

Every time I watch the newest Nicholas Cage flick, I found myself with a wat (wet ass taint).

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rode hard and put to bed wet

The same original meaning as "rode hard and put up wet" in that it was originally used in refrence to a horse which was not cleaned and brushed after taking a ride.

The phrase is now used as a way to descride a slut in that she was rode hard (fucked) and put to bed wet (wanting more, wet as in horny).

"Look at that slut, Sally. She has been rode hard and put to bed wet."

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wet ass cooter vagina slay

An expletive way of saying something is phenomenal

Bahar: “Guys! Pitbull’s gonna be in town! I’ve already got us tickets!”

Siddhi: “What! Wet ass cooter vagina slay!”

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the royal whistle is wet your highness

Baby, my pussy is wet (I am horny). Come take care of me, please ;)

The royal whistle is wet your highness!

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dumber than a bag of wet mice

Something or someone that is profoundly stupid or ridiculous,

Person one: The new Windows 8 operating system is so cool,

what do you think?

Person two: That statement is dumber than a bag of wet

mice,

Windows 8 is dumber than a bag of wet mice,

in fact YOU'RE dumber than a bag of wet mice

for sayin that!

Person one: You got really worked up about that.

Person two: I was just demonstrating what an awesome

phrase that is.

Person one: Well I think that that phrase

is dumber than a bag of wet mice!

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Slap me with that wet dick daddy

When you're super horny and u ask your daddy to slap u with is throbbing cock

Hit me with that negro dick daddy.............Hue Hue Hue ,
Slap me with that wet dick daddy.

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wet birds don't fly at night

A old primary saying derrived from biblical scripture referring to the cosmic unbalance experienced by both humans and birds in an aura of wetness. The shared self interprentence is lost by the swelling darkness of night, and an uncontrolable urge of wisdom not to fly till dawn arrives.

Two guys come out of a pub:

1st Guy: "Lets burn some rubber in da drag races man while its dark! No coppers!"

2nd Guy:"Wet birds don't fly at night... remember that man..."

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