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Why are people on this app so mad at abbreviations?

Like, seriously? It's just a word, you're not gonna die because someone typed it out dude.

Person one: People who use 'obvis' must all be teenagers!

Person two: Why are people on this app so mad at abbreviations? You'll live.

by iseeu112 February 29, 2024


people cheese

The crust that forms primarily on your cars steering wheel, radio and hvac controls and shifter.

Did you clean all of that people cheese off the steering wheel?

by butt cheese 81 October 27, 2013


infomercial people

People who are like the "relatable people" from infomercials: just very clumsy.

In a nutshell, people who can't do ANYTHING right without help.

The kids strolled through the store, throwing everything around like a bunch of infomercial people.

by MentoDR April 29, 2016


National Bully Tall People Day

On October 25th, you are allowed to go up to any person above 5'9 and start just hating on them.

Take National Bully Tall People Day to the extreme, its a free-for-all!

by CallMeBigDill October 22, 2023


Weak people

The human race (the one and only race there is) will only be allowed to give full and equal credit to the strength and heroics of both sexes (and all people, regardless of what they look like or who they fuck, whether it be the same or opposite sex) when they are finally allowed to give credit to all human weakness equally, and not focus on just the male half of human weakness. And thanks to human weakness, those days might be a long ways off, as human weakness tends to keep things off balance and off any course that could become/turn into anything but bullshit.

Once humans can honor all weak people equally (regardless of "race", sex, religion, orientation, any other category) they can finally begin to honor the strength in all people equally (regardless of "race", sex, religion, orientation, any other category). One day you might see a black James Bond, a female triple X, a gay or lesbian president, or anything else you can imagine, but that can only be if human weakness is honored as well (and without waking up and fighting, that won't happen).

by The Original Agahnim January 21, 2022


You people

The correct vocative pronoun to be deployed whenever talking to a woke person

Why do you people want to imprison rapists with women? Why do you people want to castrate young boys?

by Old Phardt August 25, 2023


5 homeless people

something you eat because you think its watermelon
its not

i ate 5 homeless people because i thought they were watermelon

by I like penguinssss July 5, 2024

5👍 1👎