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Play-Doh

A toy that was originally a mistake. Comes in variety of colors. It is squishy and fun to play with. Sometimes called "slime".

OOO! Is that Play-Doh?!

YEA
COOLIOS

by PLAYDOG March 25, 2018


Irish men get drunk and play with their junk

Irish men.

1: how is toby?

2: ah yk irish men get drunk and play with their junk!
1: ahh alr i got u

by NauticalOcean February 5, 2024


Irish men get drunk and play with their junk

Irish men.

1: how is toby?

2: ah yk irish men get drunk and play with their junk!
1: ahh alr i got u

by NauticalOcean February 5, 2024


Playing Basketball

A 200 IQ Phrase you can say if you get caught jerking off.

Ex:
KYLES MOM: Kyle what are you doing.
Kyle: Uuhhhh um, Im playing Basketball?
Kyles MOM: Oh ok ok ok ok well than make it wet if you know what i mean.

by Playing Basketball May 13, 2020


Playing Basketball

Playing Basketball is an excuse you can say if you get caught jerking off.

Ex:

Kyles Mom: Hey Kyle what are you doing
Kyle: Ahh im playing Basketball

Kyles Mom: Oh ok ok ok ok

by Playing Basketball May 13, 2020


Playing Porter

When you either have magical body positioning that can impress even the greatest legends in your career field or when nobody sees you at work but you fill the blotter with outstanding work ethic that only a model SF Defender could accomplish.

Man it's cold out there. I'm just playing porter tonight.

by Thisoldog March 4, 2015


Rat Play

A sexual fetish involving the roleplaying of rats, mice and other rodents, including but not limited to inserting live/dead rodents into bodily cavities for maximal tactile pleasure. Pregnant rats being preferred.

Bro me and that girl from Kensington been getting hard into the Rat Play scene, with stupendous results. I came 12 times in 5 hours.

by Motordog July 16, 2022