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Suck me off at the next station

The origin of this phrase stems from an Aboriginal woman who verbally fights with a man on a Brisbane train, remarking lines such as "this is my land", "ya dumb dog" and "suck me off at the next station" Therefore, it can be established that this phrase is indicative of bogan behaviour and is used as an insulting dare.

Aboriginal woman: "Suck me off at the next station please, suck my dick so hard, and I'll say yeah yeah! Bitch!"

Bogan kid: "Suck me off at the next station, lol"

by Alfonso69 October 26, 2011

86πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Your mother sucks cocks in hell

The task thine mother performs quite voraciously whilst in hell to the satisfaction of all who wish it morning, noon, and night.

A quote from the movie 'The Exorcist' (1973) where a possessed child informs a priest that the priests mother is in hell and spends her time sucking cocks there.

Hey man I got some good news and bad news. The bad news is your mother sucks cocks in hell, but the good news is I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO.

by Tyrion February 17, 2011

140πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Face like a half sucked mango

An Australian term for a woman with a very unattractive face.

Ian- "Hey check out Helen, she has an amazing body"
Kevin- "Yeah but she has a face like a half sucked mango"

by BelindaCarlisleLover January 13, 2010

41πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


suck the chrome off a trailer hitch

A woman who is an expert cocksucker, that she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and make it shine

Chelsey was such an incredible cocksucker, blowjob queen, that she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and make it shine. She had a talent with that suction mouth of her's.

by devildog June 5, 2006

183πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


suck me off with a condom on

when someone that thinks he is a bad ass wants to get on his girl friend and he makes this whole elaborate plan to have his friends sneak up on him while he is having sex, to show everyone that hes a "man". When what is really happening is that he has his girlfriend suck him off with a condom on!! wow

you say it when something bad happens like-
aww shit suck me off with a condom on

by gigantic virgin May 16, 2006

12πŸ‘ 43πŸ‘Ž


your ass sucks canal water

You're full of shit

Your ass sucks canal water

by SFItalianAmerican January 2, 2019

26πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


National Suck Ian’s Balls Day

Ian’s all over the world love this holiday because on this day they will get there nuts sucked

This day is on October 31st

Josh- Ian did you know it’s National Suck Ian’s Balls Day?
Ian- No, but hell yeah im tryna get my balls sucked

by IanDaddy69 October 22, 2019