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On a scale from cool to awesome, this song is super great.
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On November 18th you get somewhat of an excuse to get a hoodie. Be it from someone else or just upright buy a hoodie!
Want to get a hoodie from someone you like or have interest in. Or perhaps you just want to have the warmth of another person that you lacked for the last few years of your very cold and lonely existence. Anyways! Now is the time to get a hoodie, go for it! Buy one, borrow one, heck!, steal one! .. don't actually, like don't steal from a store. Unless you want to feel the warm embrace of a cop pinning you down for stealing something, finally the human touch you wanted!!
Mathew: "Hey, if you aren't going to wear it yourself, can I wear your sweater?"
Jeovanni: "Wait, what. Why? There is no reason for you t-."
Mathew: "DUDE, it's National Get A Hoodie Day bro. C'mon."
Jeovanni: "What-? According to what-, no but seriously why-?"
Mathew: "Yo, it's literally ain't that hard. You aren't going to wear it anyways."
Jeovanni: "No, I don't want to-?"
Mathew: "I SWEAR ON G. BRO YOU ALWAYS LIKE THIS, GOT DAMN."
Jeovanni: "Damn, sorry.."
Mathew: "Wait, no, it's fine. You don't have to."
Jeovanni: "Okay.."
Mathew: ".. Damn, really gotta make me feel bad."
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October 14 is officially get kicked in the balls day ok.
October 14 is national kicked in the balls day deal with it guys.
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April 20th. On this day, you send a nude to the person you trust. Whether it brightens their day and/or sparks some intimate emotions, your nude will be greatly appreciated by the person of your choosing.
National Send A Nude Day: A day where you send a picture of yourself showing you naked exposing your most private parts to the person you trust the most
*sends nude to boyfriend*
Boyfriend: Baby, you are literally the person of my dreams and nothing makes me happier than knowing I’m worthy of your spectacular nudes.
*sends nude to girlfriend*
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Today’s national fuck mariah day, I’m finna fuck.
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It is every day I thought I could make a day so blow me.
Today is national shut up day, what are you gonna do?
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National Appreciate Gina Day takes place on April 20th. The day would be filled with nothing but the appreciation of Gina and even constantly hitting on her (even if she tells you repeatedly to stop)
Guy: “Happy National Appreciate Gina Day!....shit I have a rock hard boner now”
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