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The insult that will trigger all the LGBT girls and guys in the future generations
LGBT girl: fuck you
You: your dad is a guy
LGBT girl: *exposes you on Twitter*
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The act of trying to be cool when you are not (Captain Max)
Max Worefel was being a mr cool guy like he always is
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A basic phrase used by females on guys who they just don't want. The phrase should always be ignored, even in cases where it may seem as thought the female is sincere (which rarely happens).
Bob tells his friend that he thinks that Michelle likes him because she told him the following:
I want to suck you're dick
You're a great guy
I would like to date you
When we have sex I don't want you to use a condom
Although it may seem as if there are four phrases telling Bob that Michelle wants him, there are in actuality only three, for "You're a great guy" is a masic program installed in females as soon as they learn the english language and develop a desire for guys.
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In skateboarding it is a fakie pop shove it but when you lose your mind after landing it you yell it right away.
Dude I just landed a fakie lil guy.
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When a group of guys go out together sans female friends, and generally go wild.
Yeah, me and the boys went on a guys' night out to the strip club.
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work well done
gob is a slang term for job
during a coaches end of season speech: "You worked your hearts out and earned that championship with determination and vigor. Good gob guys."
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An exasperating social condition. Archetypically, the sufferer is a straight male with lots of female friends, but who cannot get a date or get laid to save his life. This is because every woman he meets, he befriends, and then when he tries to advance out of the 'friend zone' into 'boyfriend territory', he gets a speech to the effect of "I can't sleep with you, you're such a good friend, I don't want to risk our friendship". Typically, the rejecting female friend will then date/fuck other men who are total douchebags, then bitch and moan about them at length to their platonic male friends. Chances are, most of these platonic male friends are either gay, or straight and secretly furious that that mongoloid cracker homunculus fuck gets to fuck her, when he is clearly inferior in every way.
"I have lots of hot female friends, and none of them like me 'that way'. I have nice guy syndrome and I'm not even all that nice."
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