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When you and your buddy simultaneously take a shit on the same toilet. One person uses the upper deck while the other gets the seat imitating a fighter jet cockpit. Bonus points for wearing aviators.
“Damn bro, there’s only one toilet in this bitch, let’s Top Gun this mother fucker!!”
And stop bringing up Top Gun. Top gun sucks. The sequel sucks. Plane movies are bad.
Hym “Plane movies suck. All of them. Top gun. Top gun 2. They just aren’t any good. You probably watch MASH... Fucking idiot.”
Having Sex with partner and when you are about to cum the male says: permission to fire? She says: do not fire until fire up on.
Last night i pulled the top gun. I was about to cum in her. I told her i was about to cum and she said i couldnt fire until fire up on
A person who is highly skilled. Blesses with supreme knowledge.
That guy knows a lot, he's such a Top Feeder.
a garment for the upper body cut to show the stomach made of cotton or a similar fabric, with a collar and sleeves, an item of clothing a mother would wear
OMG did you you see Natasha wearing that mom top today?!
YASSSSSS she flexingggggg