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The exact opposite of peace through strength
Biden accidentally discovered war through weakness while dealing with Vladimir Putin.
When your friend amputates your leg while your sleeping so you “Wack Your Willy” ™ in his ham and cheese sandwich, but the mayo is actually your future kids in a white gooey substance we call semen. That is when you have started, a fuckin prank war ™
My friend Brendan grabbed my ass again so I had to start a prank war by kidnapping him and his brother than shooting his brother right in front of his stupid faggot ass face.
A best selling book series about schools going to war and it almost destroys earth
Schools of War is like my dick, short and simple
One of the crappiest, glitchiest, most horrible games ever made. Especially the DS port. It's time to break out the champagne and celebrate if you can actually get this horrible piece of crap game to function and not glitch out for two seconds.
Dude 1: Dude! I totally got Lego Star Wars 2!
Dude 2: For the DS?
Dude 1: Yep!
Dude 2: *epic facepalm*
A battle that took place in Puxi, China which lasted from 69 A.D. to 69 B.C.. The Jia dynasty launched cvm attacks on the Fei dynasty which led to the counter-offense with 69,000 sellers and kidnappers. The war ended with the Fei dynasty capturing Jiazhou and executing King Feifei Jia.
The 1st Jiafei war destroyed the Great Cvm Fort in Jiazhou killing 69,000,000 productors.
When someone tries to spell Star Wars, they may accidentally "Fat Thumb" the "R" button right next to the "T" button, this results in someone typing "Straw Wars" Instead.
Guy 1: Hey dude, do you like Straw Wars?
Guy 2: What the fuck is Straw Wars?
I would put my intergalactic war mask on that bitch.