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A best selling book series about schools going to war and it almost destroys earth
Schools of War is like my dick, short and simple
One of the crappiest, glitchiest, most horrible games ever made. Especially the DS port. It's time to break out the champagne and celebrate if you can actually get this horrible piece of crap game to function and not glitch out for two seconds.
Dude 1: Dude! I totally got Lego Star Wars 2!
Dude 2: For the DS?
Dude 1: Yep!
Dude 2: *epic facepalm*
A battle that took place in Puxi, China which lasted from 69 A.D. to 69 B.C.. The Jia dynasty launched cvm attacks on the Fei dynasty which led to the counter-offense with 69,000 sellers and kidnappers. The war ended with the Fei dynasty capturing Jiazhou and executing King Feifei Jia.
The 1st Jiafei war destroyed the Great Cvm Fort in Jiazhou killing 69,000,000 productors.
When someone tries to spell Star Wars, they may accidentally "Fat Thumb" the "R" button right next to the "T" button, this results in someone typing "Straw Wars" Instead.
Guy 1: Hey dude, do you like Straw Wars?
Guy 2: What the fuck is Straw Wars?
I would put my intergalactic war mask on that bitch.
The war where everyone blamed Germany, even though they didn't even start it.
The time period of era where everything went chaos due to only one good ol' cause;
cupidity and selfishness between major european countries.(well done to Britain, Russia and Germany!)
Son: Mom, what's World War I? It sounds like a bad word..
MOM: That's just a nonsense son. You don't have to care about it now - it's NOT EVEN gonna happen in the future, anyway.
Son: Really? What about that crazy old grandpa with a shitty orange face?
MOM: Who are you talking about? Did you mean some guy who usually appears at a Walmart commercial?
Son: No.. he was wearing a uniform.. and said he's "gonna make our country great again.".
MOM: oh... NOW THAT SOUNDS LIKE A World War 3.