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Christmas balls

Once a man has undergone a vasectomy, his balls are purely decorative. You definitely still want them on the “tree” but they aren’t doing anything productive

Your wit is just “Christmas balls” mate

by HenryWalter May 7, 2019


value-balling

When an individual seeks to find value in every purchase he or she makes, he or she is value-balling

Le Snaks were on sale - $2 for a 6 pack, so I bought eight of them. Value-BALLING!

by QBGuy May 25, 2015


ball flapper

When a man farts and it comes out the front and flaps his balls around.

While billy sat in his chair, his fart came out the front flapping his balls caucusing a ball flapper

by Pattywagon1977 April 13, 2015


wicked as balls

really cool, can be in the place or replaced with shit or fuck.

to be really cool.

great.

awesome.

DUUUDDDEEE!!!! did you see that trick...it was wicked as balls!!!!

by LIT February 23, 2012


Soaked Balls

When your jizz blast is not strong enough to fully shoot from your cock so it just exits your japseye and dribbles down your cock and balls.

Barry: I’ve already jizzed 3 times I’m worried I’m going to get Soaked Balls if I go again

by Grant Hansen August 13, 2018


Niagara Balls

When temperature and humidity are so high that, even the slightest form of movement, causes you to sweat profusely particularly, in the case, from a man's nether region.

It was so hot at work today and I was sweating so bad, it was like Niagara Balls running down my leg.

by Hell Hound July 23, 2013


Hitler's Balls

Hitler killed himself during WWII when Germany was surrounded. When his body was found, it was confirmed he only had one ball. To this day, we still don't know where that one testicle went.

History Teacher: Then after D-Day, when the Allies surrounded Germany, Hitler's body was found in a ditch after he killed himself.

Student: Um, you forgot to mention he was found with only one ball. You know, Hitler's balls.

by Seashelp July 26, 2016