5/21/2002

The Sewer Incident

Local man goes missing in sewer.
Video camera found covered in oil.
Police have not released footage.

What happened 5/21/2002
. . .

5 P's

Pretty Piss Poor Positive Planning

"When John stole the bike and got caught, it was the result of the 5 P's."

"Mary's plan failed because of the 5 P's."

Frank: "Uncle Mike tried to replace the switch without turning off the electricity. He got electrocuted.

Joe: Sounds like a case of the 5 P's.

Serenade in B-Flat Minor, Op.3, No. 5

the most vulgar explicit classical musical piece ever written according to Spotify for sone reason.

composed by Sergei Rachmaninoff

Serenade in B-Flat Minor, Op.3, No. 5 is listed in Spotify as explocit material.

what the Serenade in B-Flat Minor, Op.3, No. 5 is going on in this place?!

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Are you good? Wait no you literally typed every single symbol on your keyboard so why did I even ask

person 1: `¬¦1!2"3£4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeEéÉrRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}aAáÁsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL\|zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/?
person 2: wtf
person 1: :)

`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP[{]}aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"\|zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/?

A word no one’s ever thought of before. This happens when you press each letter, number and punctuation mark on the keyboard without pressing the Shift key to reveal the numbers on the number line and then using the Shift key you type the special symbols instead of the numbers.

Me: “Let’s see what words we haven’t typed into Urban Dictionary yet. Have we typed qazqazwsxwsxedcedcrfvrfvtgbtgbyhnyhnujmujmikikololpp?”
Daryl: “Yes, this word is already there.”
Me: “So let’s think of another word. Qawzsexdrcftvgybhunjimkolpqawzsexdrcftvgybhunjimkolp, this word has even more sex than anyone’s ever seen”
Daryl: “Yeah. I would type `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"\|zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/? instead.”

fallout 5

A game that won’t come for one entire decade

Aaron: Just beat every fallout game, beat Starfield, beat every Bethesda game
Harold: What next, Fallout 5?
Aaron: That game won’t come out for a long time

Both: RIGHT

5 hole

The last cavity on a woman's body that can be made love to; usually the anal cavity. 5 orifices

I'm feeling particularly hornington, Whitney, turn around and let me penetrate your 5 hole!