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When you cum in a girls mouth and hit her in the head so cum comes out her nose (angry dragon) but she vomits afterwards.
"I julie birded my gf last night" -shmoof flip
"You what?" -Berf lemoop
"I came in her mouth, smacked her head so it came out her nose and later she vomited." -Shmiff floop
"Nice." -Berf lemoop
1) A phrase which describes how unbelievably high you are.
2) A really jiffy phrase created by the gifted duo that brought you "puffy" and "scatalogically gifted"
"How's that shit man?"
"Great, dude.. I was higher than Hoagie's little black pussy bird!"
said to advise someone that they will have an advantage if they do something immediately or before anyone else does it
Thank god I hoarded TPs at Costco in February. The early worm catches the bird and the latecomers get nothing
A Bird Watcher is a boy who likes videos of girls masturbating to porn.
“YO THIS KIDS’S WATCHING A GIRL MASTURBATE TO HENTAI, HES A BIRD WATCHER!”
A Karen spying in the neighborhood for people to report for violating local laws, rules and ordinances.
“ That bird watcher got another one ticketed for playing the music too loud”
Are birds in a children's fairy tale.
They tell the story of the struggle in their land against the evil Zurtledurks.
The Peelie-birds gathered from all around
To welcome the traveller bold
They twittered, their tale to unfold
A badass bitch. A woman who is the best at anything she does. She's always smart and beautiful.
Goodness that girl is perfect, she's such a jewel bird.