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ass coffee

Morning beverage that should taste fresh and uplifting; unfortunately, those who do not put effort in morning coffee create a vile beverage that is usually spit out immediately

Geoff put fresh coffee grounds into the old coffee filter this morning again; he's made ass coffee again, prick!

by bigsexxxy August 24, 2010

17๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ass Cannon

When you try to take a really big shit, but it ends up being a volcanic explosion outside of your ass cheeks.

" Koonkhmer ! I just did a really big ass cannon on my modern warfare 2 screen ! "

by Koonkhmer March 2, 2010

17๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


horny ass

horny: boy who thinks about ass and boobs and sex with anything or everything all the time.

Rohan Thamby is a horny ass dude.

by Sunder February 22, 2005

76๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


Snake ass

When some tard does something so fucking dumb they really deserve to be told how dumb they are. They are so bad they deserve to be called the lowest possible thing to the ground, a snake ass.

Your friend walks into the room bragging about his or her high score on Mario for Super Nintendo with out "even using the feather". You obviously must call them nothing other than a SNAKE ASS!

by Commander koollll November 10, 2009

28๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Half-Assed

When you do something but don't give it your all, always resulting in whatever your doing turning out poorly or incorrectly. Doing things Half-Assed is more than just an act, it's a way of life for most Americans.

Mr.Schoene: Your a smart kid, I don't understand how you're failing so many classes. Jenny: It's because he does a Half-Assed job at everthing he does. Edgar: Well sorry if you don't like my way of life, after all , Half-Assed is the way i was raised.

by Xero _ Manifest November 7, 2010

143๐Ÿ‘ 70๐Ÿ‘Ž


Emily's ass

the largest ass to ever appear in history, excess junk in the trunk, the product of too much gymnastics and ice cream, ghetto booty

emily's ass is simply astounding

by chantelle May 7, 2005

664๐Ÿ‘ 365๐Ÿ‘Ž


ass bandit

a person who prefers anal sex, especially when it involves the de-virginizing (or taking of) a persons anus.

after growing weary of conventional sex over the years, Gus turned into an ass bandit.

by dakevster December 13, 2006

114๐Ÿ‘ 54๐Ÿ‘Ž