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When you have the shits soo bad that it leaks through your anus to your pants creating a rectal ring.
Damn, Theresa said she won't make in down here for vacation.
Why?
She has the anal butt sweats and unsure of how long they will be lasting.
Good thing.....I have white furniture.
A medical term that describes the act of taking an umbrella and shoving it someone's anus, then opening the umbrella in the anus thus removing all clogged "dumpage" from the anus. Anal Root Canals are usually preformed after someone has been constipated for over a week as a last resort to solve the constipation.
Man 1- Hey I thought you were constipated and couldn't make it to the game.
Man 2- No, my proctologist preformed an anal root canal and cured me.
When you let your shit ferment in your asshole so you have booze for later
"Hey guys I got booze"
"What did you get?"
"Only anal gestation juice"
When you're fucking a female prostitute doggystyle in the pussy, then suddenly without concent or warning, you pull your schlong completely out of her, then reinsert it deep into her asshole while yelling "I ain't payin' extra for this!" Thus, you are guilty of Grand Theft Anal!
Jerome: Man, that hoe Trisha who works the corner of 3rd and Jefferson told me she charges $50 extra dollars for anal.
Me: Don't be a fool, no ones ever been formally charged with Grand Theft Anal. Just stick it in her ass and yell "I ain't payin' extra for this."
Grand Theft Anal
A burning sensation in ones rectum after intercourse with somebody who has AIDS that ejaculates in there ass ...
Holy shit my flaming anal AIDS wants to shoot your cum out of my butt like a valcano erupting
you come over and you’re like wanna fuck/ i say ya only if we can do butt stuff/ i sprint to go grab my anal beads/ you throw it back and scream yes please/ not my birthday but thanks for the cake/ movin too fast gon make a bead break/ one two three beads up my ass/ everyone’s favorite toy made of glass/ anal beads got me on my knees/ yes yes yes now i’m cumming
yo can you play the anal beads anthem i love that song!