When you're fucking a female prostitute doggystyle in the pussy, then suddenly without concent or warning, you pull your schlong completely out of her, then reinsert it deep into her asshole while yelling "I ain't payin' extra for this!" Thus, you are guilty of Grand Theft Anal!
Jerome: Man, that hoe Trisha who works the corner of 3rd and Jefferson told me she charges $50 extra dollars for anal.
Me: Don't be a fool, no ones ever been formally charged with Grand Theft Anal. Just stick it in her ass and yell "I ain't payin' extra for this."
Grand Theft Anal
A burning sensation in ones rectum after intercourse with somebody who has AIDS that ejaculates in there ass ...
Holy shit my flaming anal AIDS wants to shoot your cum out of my butt like a valcano erupting
Before sex one person takes a large amount of laxatives causing diarrhea diarrhea. Then during sex the person loaded up on laxitives is going to be the one taking it up the ass and proceeds to get on all 4. Then a dick is inserted into the bung hole, then waits for the other person to cough really hard and pulls out causing shit shrapnel everywhere.
Got hit by a busted anal pipeline last night. It was a gusher.
When you take a fifth of Irish whiskey and shove it in your ass and do a giant butt chug.
Holy shit that whore shoved a fifth of Jameson Irish whiskey in her ass and did a giant butt chug a true Irish Anal Bead
This is when a person does a 360 and mid-air shoves a kabob skewer up another person anus.
Oh and he was just 360 anal kabobed
you come over and you’re like wanna fuck/ i say ya only if we can do butt stuff/ i sprint to go grab my anal beads/ you throw it back and scream yes please/ not my birthday but thanks for the cake/ movin too fast gon make a bead break/ one two three beads up my ass/ everyone’s favorite toy made of glass/ anal beads got me on my knees/ yes yes yes now i’m cumming
yo can you play the anal beads anthem i love that song!