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The sound every episode of Johnny Test makes every 1-3 seconds
"I couldn't sleep due to hearing constant whip cracks from watching two seasons of Johnny Test"
there are people who believe that they are so special that their shit does not smell. They are so obsessed with their self image in cocktail bars, fancy restaurants, places to be seen. They can't see how artificial they are. To stop their shit sticking they wax the crack of their ass
you are a person found hiding behind designer labels and insecurity, transparent, self important, selfish people who believe they are above anyone else. Go wax your ass, you crack waxer
ignorant, snob, self, self, self
The process of making scrambled eggs
Dom: Yo want some breakfast?
Sarah: oh you making crack?
The process of making scrambled eggs
Dom: Yo want some breakfast?
Sarah: oh you making crack?
The detritus that forms in the butt crack after a long day. It is most likely to accumulate in warm, hot, humid conditions and can appear under activity levels ranging from sedentary to mild or high levels of physical activity.
As the hot water of this glorious shower rolled down my back, I turned to see in my crack dander, traces of my flannel boxers, sand and specs of leaves from my long day of hiking at the beach.
A 'fact' proposed by Cracked.com to be truthful but is in fact inherently specious.
Cracked fact - A sandwich started WW2
When you tuck your dick behind you and get a "backwards blowjob" and her nose is all up in your ass crack.
"I just wanted a BJ, but she insisted on giving me a Crack a mole instead"