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Somone like a politician who goes goes up and shakes everyone's hand with a great big smile. Feighned "Glad to meet ya."
Look at that jerk-off Mr. Glad-Hand cheeze-balling the crowd.
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A game where 3 bros have to drink a 40 as fast as possible and the loser has to jerk the other 2 off simultaneously, then whoever cums last has to eat both loads off of a biscuit.
Hey bros wanna play Edward jerk hands tonight?
Sure as long as the biscuit is a chocolate digestive!
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An unknown sexual act performed by a man or a woman which includes the use of the left hand.
My girlfriend gave me a left handed Spaniard last night. Not sure exactly what it was or what she did but it was great.
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To masturbate. Shake that little Satan.
"Hey Dean, can I come in?"
"Wait a second Sammy, I'm shaking hands with Satan!"
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Similar to the drinking game Edward 40 hands, which involves taping 40 oz malt liquor bottles to each hand and consuming them as fast as possible. The major difference is that a fifth of jack daniels is substituted, which for all but the most hardened alcoholics should end in liver failure and death.
Oh fuck! Did you hear how he died? That shitbag was trying to be a hardass by playing Edward Jack Hands.
When I die I want to go out by playing Edward Jack Hands in a lawn chair on the white house lawn, live on National television.
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A Numbnut that bets his entire stack of chips on the first hand of a game of poker, believing it to be unbeatable, only to lose.
The One Hand Numbnut went all in on a pair of Queens!
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(commonly referred to as E.H.S.) a serious condition where a person, 21 or over, is at a party and does not have an alcoholic beverage in their hand. The longer this person is left without a drink the more severe the syndrome becomes.
(Two people talking at a house party)
Steve: This party is so fun!
Jen: It sure is! Hey is that Michael over there on the couch?
Steve: Yeah it is! Oh no....it looks like he has a bad case of Empty Hand Syndrome.
Jen: You're right he does. We need to make sure he gets a drink quick!
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