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Jake Daniel Rowley is the greatest person to ever exist. He has the best friends in the world (Nuno, Ffiôn, jayjay, the list goes on because he’s so popular) however, his greatest asset is his 25 inch pump action yogurt rifle! Legend has it girls feel a sudden urge to drop trou and hop on his slong. He also has the cutest dog in the world and her name is Lemmy.
Wow I wish I was like Jake Rowley
Jake Schlaerth is a talented armonica player that can be found on YouTube.
Jake Schlaerth is the best harmonica player on earth.
Gouge out Char's Eyes Day is during the entirety of November 27th in which you can jab out a person named Jake's eyes with any tool of your choosing.
Person 1: "hey did you know Gouge out Jake's Eyes Day is tomorrow"
Person 2 (named jake): "you cant be serious thats from urban dictionary"
Person 1: "too late i already have a rusty screwdriver ready"
when a guy can't get it up...especially on a holiday or involving alcohol.
Dude, that guy pulled a serious Jake-Lembo last night.
This guy will do some very camp sh!t on paper but when you're with him you just KNOW he's the sh!t.
Also tends to have a fat a$$ and struggles to keep the monster in his pants.
Despite all this a Jake C is usually pretty modest and shy.
Girl I thought Jake C was gonna be lame ass but ugh... I want more