Random
Source Code
Random
Special child who has no friends
Jake adams is over there all alone
Get blackout drunk the second your lips touch alcohol.
“Hey bro wanna go out tonight?”
“Ya I’m down just gotta make sure I don’t pull a Jake Adams since my wife’s family is in town”
“You”ll be fine bro just pull a Parker Jurg and blame it on the cold”
A John Jake Pappas is when an individual proceeds to distract a majority of the class by gathering them over to their working space to socialize.
Oh look at all the people at his desk, he's pulling a John Jake Pappas.
A "Jake Break" is the act of saying you are ill because you are undergoing a sex change and don't want everyone to find out.
I haven't seen jake in ages is he ill ?
No he is on a jake break ?!
OMG how can he be a she with than beard !
The hottest of hots. Makes you wanna immediately take off your pants.
Will steal your bitch in 1.2 seconds
E
Jake Schneiderman is a extremely hot person
Emily "OMG Jake is so hot fr"
Madison"like honestly tho"
A current teenager born in October whose gigga chad likeness has earned him the respect of Shrek and other important people like the sussy imposter from amoomg us.
Jake Makarski is kinda a hottie ngl
Jake is a very nice and funny person, but when you have a girlfriend he tends to get flirty with them. or hell tell you they don't love you. Jake takes a long time to get a girlfriend, but when they do it's the one! He's not good at Fortnite but good enough to play arena with. overall Jake is a good friend, but don't take him any places with out his car with him.
friend 1: Hey Jake Kitchen get on the car
friend 2: yeah come on Jake
Jake kitchen: no I'm walking