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October 20 is national kiss Jaden Jayden or any other spelling day, you kiss them on the lips once and spank there ass
Oh did you kiss Jaden today cause it’s national kiss Jaden day
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From March 1st to March 7th, kiss someone who means the world to you.
Ralph: Look at Jake and Lisa kissing over there.
Leslie: Well obviously, it’s Kiss someone special week.
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A “Near Miss Frog Kiss” is defined as coming close to making a choice that would have been wrong for you. It’s based on the old saying, “You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you meet your Prince Charming!”
“Wow, Melanie, you just had a Near Miss Frog Kiss. I know Gary seems nice, but believe me girlfriend, he’s no prince!”
This phrase could also apply to any decision where you might have made a poor choice (buying the wrong car, wrong house or attending the wrong college)
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When a guy pulls out his pockets and asks you to "kiss the bunny between the ears" aka kiss his penis, aka blow job
danny: ever tried kissing the bunny between the ears?(pulls out pockets, indicating ears)
emily: umm, no?
danny: how about you start?
emily: (kisses penis)
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something that you say when you want to be provocative (especially if you are a chick) or use as a sarcastic comeback or reply. This expression is similar to kiss my ass and suck my balls
Bob: So Tina, did you like that movie?
Tina: yeah, I though tt was pretty good
Bob: Good? Dude, it completely sucked!
Tina: well you know what jerkface? You can kiss my left nut!
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National kiss a Mia Day
If you’re lucky enough to know a Mia...Kiss her. Doesn’t have to be on the lips it could be on the hand or cheek
Her: Why did u kiss me?
Person: Because it’s November 5th
Her: Ooooh it’s national kiss a Mia day
January 26th is the day to walk up To Faith and try and kiss them
Faith: hey what’s up
* kisses faith*
Faith: uh why did you do that?
You: It’s national kiss faith day