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1. When you're blue-balling, backed up with cum and ready to explode and just let some nut fly.
2. When you're ready to just whip your wang out and piss like there's no tomorrow.
Stacy: Alright Tom, I gotta go. Work just called me in.
Tom: Yo, you didn't finish giving me head, I mean, you have no clue what it's like walking around with a Loaded Piss Gun.
Stacy: Fine! (Gets on her knees and finishes sucking Tom off. Then Tom ejaculates all over her Applebee's work shirt)
Tom: Baby, you know I love you. Man, I need a cig.
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Term used to describe something that is of no use whatsoever - usually using during an attempt to install a Microsoft product on a Windows OS.
Arg, that Bill Gates, he's about as much use as a Sack of Horse Piss.
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piss waster twat dribbly retard
1.Some one who pisses on the seat
2. some one whilst drunk who paints pictures on walls with piss
3. some one who cant control there penis
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Kelsey was so piss drunk she pissed her bed last night.
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a game where 2 men stand 5 feet away from each other, and the first person 2 piss into the others mouth wins a blowjob from a cow.
man: ive one the cow piss game!
man: lucky fuck|!
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To have spent money buying alcohol to drink.
Came across it c.50years ago when a teenager on a building site.
I think it may be where "pissed up" meaning to be drunk came from.
Foreman: "It's Monday and he asked for a sub, he got paid on Friday! All his wages pissed up the wall"
Me: "What's pissed up the wall?"
Foreman: "What? Oh, it's going out and getting drunk."
Me: ....?
Foreman: "Staggering home they'll feel like a piss and go against the nearest wall: what they'd spent their wages on just gets pissed up the wall."
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when you desperately need to fucking piss
Mario: Time to take a piss
Goomba: What the hell are you doing
Mario: I'm taking a piss!
Goomba: okay but why aren't you jumping at me thats what you're supposed to do
Mario: I might do it fucking later.
Goomba: No I'm a motherfucking enemy you're supposed to jump at me!
Mario: Oki doki then let me pull up my pants first and then maybe I'll jump on you.
Goomba: Maybe? MAYBE? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FOCKING MIND? NO! JUMP ON ME NOW MOTHERFUCKER
Mario: but I need to piss
Goomba: ugh fine
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