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A phrase to describe how president trump is clutching to his presidency when he actually didnt win the 2020 election
Trump: I WON THIS ELECTION! BY A LOT!
DG: nah bro thats just a presidential cling-on running gag
The Trench Run involves spreading the asscheeks of a hot woman, and in one fluid motion, pass your nose and mouth between while simultaneously spitting into her “exhaust port.”
The name is a reference to the famous scene in Star Wars: Episode IV A New Hope, in which Luke uses the Force to direct shots fired from his X-wing into the exhaust port of the Death Star, resulting in its subsequent explosion.
Her butt was looking so good. I did a Trench Run right through her ass cheeks. The Force guided my spittle precisely into her tight asshole. Under my breath I uttered, “The Galaxy is saved.”
When a special kid attempts a speed run.
That special kid is Sped Running Minecraft!
1. A quick burst of good fortune that could last as long as 1-2 hours
2. Quick spurt of energy
Our luck at the casino wasn't looking good, but luckily we went on a nice Rory Run and turned things around.
A foul ball that goes over the backstop.
Jim's timing is off. He should be hitting base hits. Instead, he hits Australian home runs.
"Don't you mean Polish home runs?"
No, you can't say that anymore. It's now an Australian home run. Get it? Because Australia is on the other side of the world?
"Hahaha, good one"
A situation in a conversation when both participants have exhausted their ideas, topics, or enthusiasm, leading to an awkward or unproductive silence. This often happens with family members, friends, and god forbid, parents.
Sam: Hey what's good Amy?
Amy: Nothing much..just chilling shit like that
Sam: Oh..cool. Uhh, what do you do for uhmm..uhh
Amy: Sam..are you having a stroke again?
Sam: Shut the fuck up Amy, The well's run dry again