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When person named sam touches your balls while your in a coma or asleep mostly he ends up twisting then off
Girl 1: OMG I just had a Sams Roleplay last night
Girl 2 OMG WHEN I HAD IT IT WAS SO GOOOOOOOOOOOD
An R&B duo consisting of Samuel "Sam" Moore and David "Dave" Prater. They were active for around two decades (excluding a brief hiatus) before they split up. They are best known for the songs "Soul Man" and "Hold On, I'm Coming."
As of December 2021, only Sam Moore is still alive. Dave Prater died in a car accident in April 1988.
Don't you ever feel sad
Lean on me when times are bad
When the day comes and you're down
In a river of trouble and about to drown
Just hold on, I'm coming
Hold on, I'm coming
Sam and Dave were great together. Their perfect voices made some pretty memorable tunes.
shes rly annoying sometimes and makes you want to commit but she can be a great guy if she buys makeup and takes insta photos. sometimes sam like to go to the phillos to take more insta photos because she is a slut
"oh look its sam badger the slut"
Sam is an all round good guy. He’s hardworking, talkative and likes his food. However, he can be a snake at times and also likes to mow your lawn on saturdays. In other words, he is the epitome of a fuck boy. However, at the end of the day he still has time to finish off an extra sushi roll.
Bro, that girl last night said she hooked up with a hot guy but didn’t catch his name.
Bro: yeah hard to tell, could of been Sam Pilkington!
Absolute unit could steal ur wife mum gran dad uncle grandad child. Is an all round stud and would be a MAN u would like to see 🥵
Yo is that Sam Pilkington
Y/n: Ye I got a nice feeling about this
when the mandem is hard as fuck you kno what i'm saying blud
"hey"
"sam in the kitchen"
"chee"
*dap*
A big blob of nothingness with no feeling or human emotion. Shaped like an air pod, he flaunts through life with no meaning or sense of direction, no sense of humour and is empty inside.
- "Oh my god, you are such a Sam Higham!"
- "How dare you!, Straight to Damascus!"