Biggest titted person in the world
Jakes mom has a big ass and tits
when a guy can't get it up...especially on a holiday or involving alcohol.
Dude, that guy pulled a serious Jake-Lembo last night.
This guy will do some very camp sh!t on paper but when you're with him you just KNOW he's the sh!t.
Also tends to have a fat a$$ and struggles to keep the monster in his pants.
Despite all this a Jake C is usually pretty modest and shy.
Girl I thought Jake C was gonna be lame ass but ugh... I want more
Patrick Kearney. That's it, that's the Jake Pauler of the century.
Yo who's Jake Pauler of the century this time around?
Oh it's Patrick Kearney.