Ante Pante is a dangerous breed of homo sapien who will throw themselves on the ground and flop around like a fish.
RUN ITS A ANTE PANTE
Ante Pante is someone who likes to take long walks. This person will also like to flop around on the ground like a fish.
BE WARE!
Bumping uglies with your britches on for an extended period of time. Dry humping.
I’ve got blue balls because all we did was set a pants fire on her couch.
Smells very stinky every day, but it's cute
You're so STINKY wiggle poopy pants man look at yourself in the mirror LOOK AT YOUUU
This is a term used while you are bending down and picking up something off the floor and as you do so your pants get ripped or torn. Performing manual labor.
Danny B was loading some cigar boxes and all of a sudden he Screams out load "Fuck" and tells me. Dude I just " ripped the ass out of my pants" and I just bought them.
Loading some boxes over head and screamed "Fuck dude I just ripped the ass out of my pants"
"Susan, get my pants" refers to a quote from a home video of the 1998 Columbus, NE tornado. Now widely memed for it's comical nature and being out-of-place in a tornado video.
Person 1: "Susan, get my pants"
Person 2: "What the fuck why are you filming a fucking tornado without pants"