Australian Slang for shitting your pants.
Ah geez Gary, don't crack your duds mate, it's just a funnel web.
Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably under the influence of a pipe crack.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe crack of the mind's doodie."
Cheese they put in your butt crack
Put crack cheese
At dawn or early in the morning, whenever the sun is rising. Especially if you are a late-night person or typically don't wake up prior to 8:00 AM or later.
I had to wake up at the crack of Satan's ass this morning.
More. More.more MORE
I need more.. crack(more)...more..more
The act of putting cocaine in ones asshole and sniffing it out
ME : *SNIFFFF*
ME: Thanks for the ass crack
Hooker: No prob