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when scrolling or researching and theres some type fluent doubts need to reassure about. listening from social media or remembering not to be passive and grow out of it.
"i was watching tv there was a scary scene and i try to remember not to be that way (paranoid american} about the problem."
Canadians and Europeans are the most likely to have it. It's a sickness in which individuals live such uninteresting lives that their only source of enjoyment is hating on the world's greatest nation. The most common symptoms include flexing irrelevant geographic information that no one cares about, flexing free healthcare that comes with a tax rate four times that of the average American, and flexing colonial wealth from Africans' backs (Françafrique).
European: whats the capital, coat of arms, head of state and date of formation of Montenegro?
American: Who tf cares?
European: Bro you stupid American schools suck, smh
American: You got American Derangement Syndrome
A (not real) disease where a person has a massive freak-out when seeing someone being stupid and automatically assumes the person is an American, even with absolutely no evidence to support it.
Also known as: ADS (Abbreviation)
See also: Trump Derangement Syndrome
American Derangement Syndrome is much more common than the Trump variant
An irrational belief held by Americans that the U.S. is superior to other nations, particularly European countries, despite evidence of high crime rates and mass poverty levels, where 75+ million citizens cannot afford basic living costs like rent, groceries, healthcare, yet still defend the nation emotionally to save face and cope.
This can also apply to any western country with high cost of living that does not provide basic needs for its citizens such as Canada or the UK.
That boomer has american derangement syndrome, I can't afford rent and I'm living in my car!
A foreign person who glorifies and promotes American culture, glamorizing the society and way of living .
That man is an Americanizer because he loves the country and culture and wants to live by their laws, he daydreams nonstop about the luxurious lifestyle in America .
A person who lives in North America but lives in "Merica," and lives in "the best country in the world," without ever traveling outside of "Merica."
"Jeff loves tacos. He's 30 minutes from the border! He's never been to Mexico even though he eats taco's every day of his life. He's such a fucking Entitled American."
"Bob keeps acting like he's been everywhere. He's been to every state 15 times or more. He must be fucking scared of culture shock."
a class to teach kids, who think they are badasses, that they are in fact not badass.
"man john is such a fuckboi i hope they stick his ass in american history x for first period this semester"