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The horrid post duke aroma that sneaks up on you after your friend leaves the bathroom door open.
Rib night was great until I was hit square in the face by the creeping death
(Verb)
1. Fucking someone so hard they die
(Noun)
2. A screw to kill someone with
Ethan got death screwed last night. Now that is a good way to go out.
A state of a higher power of consciousness that occurs when one is so close to death that the awareness of impending death is like that of surfing the fringe of death itself, and in that of the most peaceful and assuring manner.
My pre near death experience of the car careening toward mine had me realize that my body could or may not survive the collision, and hence my consciousness felt as if given over to a higher power; a peaceful and sublime place of surrender in getting ready to cross over to the other side.
A man throwing up into a toilet on his hands and knees, while his partner eats his asshole.
Bob: How was your night last night?
Dan: Great night, Suzan gave me the Milwaukee Death Wish, I'll make sure not to kiss her for a couple days
when you're all finished dressing and putting your shoes on and you just barely open the front door to leave before feeling the familiar subtle burn on the inside of your anus signifying the soul destroying shit that has arrived
sorry man I was litterally out the front door then I felt "Death's knock"
When a man blows a load down your throat and it goes down the windpipe
Omg it's suffocating me! I'm gonna unalive from death by cockshot
You are someone who reads the unwanteds, and is a fucking book worm
Yea daisy told me to die 1000 deaths, what a bitch