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the nastiest creature you can possibly imagine, it lives in extreme conditions such as Mt. Everest, it has a body of a goat and its face makes it look like it belongs in Gringotts, also refers to a ginger with crooked teeth.
Eager Climber: "I'm gonna climb Everest"
Guy 1: "Don't do it! That's where the Fire-eyed snaggletooth dwells"
Eager Climber: "I'm out"
girl 1: "who are you going to prom with?"
girl 2: "definately not Jordie, he's just a Fire-eyed snaggletooth looking for his soul"
When you pour lighter fluid on your hand, set it on fire and give somebody a reacharound.
He would stop acting up so i had to put him in his place. I gave him a Kung-Fu Fire Palm and he cried like a bitch.
a guy drinks a whole bottle of hot sauce and a pepper and a burrito with beans then poops in a girls mouth and tickles her till it comes out of her nose
“my boyfriend fire dragon me
so hard last night”
When you pour red hots (candy) down your partner’s vagina.
Last night, I did the act of fire it up on that puntang!
When your boss pisses you off you fuck his daughter with icy hot on her assholeAnd hot sauce in her pussy and Cum on his toothbrush.
Dude my boss fired me.
Damn bro did you ice and fire Daughter for hire her?
Fuck yeah I did!
Styling your hair in such an awful way that it gets you fired from your job.
My co-worker got trumpster fired for coming into work today after partying all night White Snake.
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