U gay, bro?

The answer to "U mad, bro?".

Guy: "Quit pissing me off, moron!"
Moron: "U mad, bro?"
Guy: "U gay, bro?"
Moron: "*butthurt*"

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Festival Dude-bro

An affectionate drunk who continues to seek intoxication not realizing that the festival is over. Festival Dude-bro is capable of little coherent speech, other than the often used and fully interchangeable terms , "Dude" and "Bro".

Festival Dude-bro, staggering into campsite, "Dude, lees part-y! Dude, Got any beerrrzz bro?"
Concerned Festivaler, "Dude-bro, I think you need to sit down before you fall down and drink some water."

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so bro of you

phrase used by males towards females, to describe that they have been a really good platonic friend

popularized by Steven from Laguna Beach (crica season 1)

"Hey Lauren, that was 'so bro of you' "

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You madden? bro

A sarcastic question asked to someone, while playing the video game madden, who is obviously mad.

Guy #1: Stop doing onside kicks and long passes you pussy.
Guy #2: You madden? bro

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Bro got Oswalded

Made famous by the Russian badger and the jfk assassination, the word "he got oswalded" refers to seeing someone's back of his/hers head get blown off, typically with a sniper rifle on a very high building.

Guy 1: hi Jim did you see the assassination?
Jim: yeah, bro got oswalded.
Both precede to laugh

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my bad bro

when you "accidentally" knock down your friends skybase in fortnite

Dave: WHAT THE FUCK??
*skybase starts falling and Dave can't save himself*
Jake: my bad bro I'll get your reboot (laughing on mute)

bro hug bump

A mix of a hug and a chest bump that can only occur between bros of the highest tier and requires a lengthy approach to make happen.
first invented by the iconic duo Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff.

That is SO SWEET man how about a bro hug bump