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first created by doctor vb with a phd in receiving no bitches, this is defined as having similar traits as ur fadda
you beat your wife today? guess the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree
A woman who spends her days talking to men online.
Not to be confused with a work from home honey.
Person 1: What does she do all day?
Person 2: She would never say it, but I think she is a work from home hussy.
Person 1: Oh, that explains it.
A Guy Who is cute and funny, but most people think he is an asshole. He is an asshole though, but also smarter than you about geography and history.
Mr.Zimbobway: Do you know where nova scotia is?
Girl: Russia! Boo-Yahh!!! C'mon ask me another one?
Mr.Zimbobway: actually it's in Canada
Girl: Ok Mr.Zimbobway from Nova Scotia!
A repeating lyric in the popular hit song: Messages from the stars
you:¨Ï get messages from the stars¨ *he says while vibing*
some guy: ¨waht?
i get messages from the stars you dont know?
This scary thing will find all the children under the age of 13 and ask if it can fuck them. To summon the creature, all you have to do is the Bloody Mary summoning, but all you've gotta say is "i'm under 13" three times. The creature will come out and try to rape the shit out of you. There's no way of running from it.
eh, you try summoning Mark from SDV yet?
hell nah, that's some scary shit
Juan is the ultimate nab and is jealous of pitcher cuz pitcher is just better. Juan sucks and umm ye thats it.
Person1: I met a extremely jealous person.
Scorpio: Yea they must be Juan From Ultimate