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I, How, We, As The People, Got Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Got In Trouble By His Children Over $10 United States Of America Ferrerra Dollars
I, How, We, As The People, Got Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Got In Trouble By His Children Over $10 United States Of America Ferrerra Dollars
a handjob
"I'm going to Bob's later tonight to string his guitar"
Gargling his bacon or Gargling bacon is a euphemism for dick sucking popularized by the band ninja sex party's song "accept my shaft"
Susan stopped making out out with Johhny andwent down and started gargling his bacon
hi how ya doing? im just chillin on a kindle writing this weird right? the browser is really glitchy but i dont really care. i usually read fanfics about haikyuu or dream smp. i also read A LOT of angst. the feels amirite? anyways.. have a good night/morning/afternoon!
Sarcastic term used by a lady for a guy with a major case of "one-sided willingness" --- da dude is always ready and eager to "open his zipper" (i.e., whip out his "sausage") anytime, but never seems all that motivated to "open his WALLET" (i.e., "share his bacon") to help you out financially, even with just basic stuff like groceries of household/repair materials.
Cool chick: So what's your new boyfriend like?
Hip girl: Oh, just yer typical pig --- generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon!
a person who cares greatly, however being your true love.
oh my god… how i love *him*.
no way - *he* must be the one.
him/he/his. is the one that i love!
The main line said by Jamie Charlotte, a female version of James Charles from an alternate universe.