Hi-lo

The term hi-lo is used in the situation in which one refers to the future as a type of “present tense”. For example, if someone says “On the hi-lo, gimme a drink right now”, this would mean that they are asking for a drink immediately when the time comes in a little bit. In other words, the person saying “On the hi-lo” is making a hypothetical situation where the future, or “ln a bit”, is the present, and they are referring their requests to it.

Well, I already explained how it is used in the definition, so just look there. Anyways, soon after reading this, on the hi-lo, read the definition right now.

turn his lights on

Fuck him/her

she looks at him lustfully thinking of how she could turn his lights on

Worked his sanity off

A person (usually a male) who works to gain acceptance and approval of someone else (Family members, teacher, boss, idol, etc.) until he is not mentally sane. This can start at a very young age.

My boyfriend worked his sanity off when he was 7.

His Effluency

n. pl. Can also be preceded by Your when in first person use. An honorific style given to a certain holder of high-rank in the 24 Hours of LeMons race series, an endurance competition for $500 crappy cars. Specifically, this title is exclusively held in reserve for use when addressing or making reference to Spank, also known as The Spank, the person who has won the coveted Index of Effluency more than any other competitor.

"Uh, can someone please go see if there's anyone to tech the car over at HQ before the checkered flag drops in 30 minutes?"

"Yes, Your Effluency. I shall check for you."

and

"His Effluency would like to tech the CorVegge now. Pray tell, whom must we bribe at this late hour?"

Gong his balls

To persuade

If you want the boss to fund the annual retreat you've really got to gong his balls!

Pick his brains

Aha! Ahahahahaha!

Hym "Pick his brains? Arianna Grande want to have dinner withe Jeffrey Dahmer so she can pick his brains? Ha! Get it!? Cus he ice-picked a guys brains!? Ahahahahaha! I like that. That was good. I don't think Ben got the joke..."

Bee up his ass

Definition: someone who does not care, is overly grumpy, and creates specific unhappiness and shitty behaviors toward others. Similar to a bug up my ass, but on the next level, as getting stung up your ass creates a serious reaction, as opposed to a bug just crawling around all up in your business. Bee up your ass.

Shannon: I can't believe what happen on my commute home from Denver today?
Mike: How do you mean?
Shannon: Some driver had a bee up his ass, and was trying to find a road rage fight