philbert and his cavity man

This is when this guy named patrick comes up to you and hires his dentist to chew off your feet, or just shove them into a dog bowl for a few hours.

philbert and his cavity man)- So last night I was attacked by a wolf. shrally and her sisters)-That is pretty neat. philbert and his cavity man)- I know, I'm pretty impressive.

refund his lunch

To throw up, blow chunks

Yo, I just heard Gary refund his lunch.

Koro's lost his meds

When an older person, typically a politician or a family member (or just a boomer), goes off on a rant-filled tangent about something they don't know enough about, and you and your friends are left to cringe in disbelief. Originated as a reference to New Zealand's far-right deputy prime minister Winston Peters ("koro" is Māori for grandfather and is a common nickname for Peters.

Auē, did you hear Winston comparing Jacinda to the Nazis inanahi? Koro's lost his meds!

Drive-by hi

When someone walks or runs by, saying hi and then bye while doing so.

"HI John, bye John!"

"Nice drive-by hi"

Drive-by Hi

When you know you owe a friend a hello, but you don't have alot of time to stop and chat.

"Hey, have you seen Debbie lately?"
"Well, I pulled a drive-by hi yesterday"
"That's not enough time to soak in her awesomeness!"
"Yeah, but I was late to court"

Did his eyebrows

Have anal

"I went and did his eyebrows" - Girl

"So you had anal?!?!" - Friend

"Yeah and it was great!" - Girl

sleeping on his shirt tail

When someone is late and they were most likely just late because they were cuddled up in bed with their s/o.

“Where is Fido?”
“His wife was sleeping on his shirt tail, he’ll be here in a few minutes.”